Elvis Is In The Building!

I have never understood some peoples fascination with Elvis.  Today I saw a guy that was clearly trying to pull off an Elvis.  He held the door for me when I walked into my building.  I said thank you and he replied with a grunt.  Not very Elvis like I thought.

Maybe I am wrong though.  Maybe Elvis was a huge prick and maybe this guy is the only true Elvis impersonator.  Right down to the shitty attitude.  All those tight jumps suits would rub any man the wrong way after a while.  Probably not, but  a guy can dream can’t he.


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